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Joke of the Day — April 22, 2011

Joke of the Day

Doctor– Apne jis ladki ko Swimming Pool mein doobne se bachaya tha, Usne ped se latak kar Suicide kar liya.

Santa- Woh toh maine hi usko sukhane k liye ped pe tangaya tha.

😀 😛 🙂

Exams Over — April 21, 2011

Exams Over

Yesss Finallyyy the exams are over i.e the Dissertation. Can’t believe that I am finallyyy done with it.

Looking for New Challeges now. 😀

Final Exam Done .NET — April 19, 2011
Joke-Bijli Bill — April 17, 2011
Joke- Financial Management — April 16, 2011

Joke- Financial Management

A begger found 100 Rs.

He decided to have a grand dinner.

He went to a 5 Star Hotel and enjoyed the dinner for 1000 Rs.

When bill came he said I have no money. Manager called police and handed the beggar over to him.

The beggar gave 100 Rs to policeman and set free.

This is called Financial Management

😀 🙂

Joke- Tamacha Pada Jor Se —
Motivating — April 3, 2011