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Joke of the Day- Girls and Boys r so diff — May 9, 2011

Joke of the Day- Girls and Boys r so diff

Girl 1 (to her friends)- “I am in Love”

G2- Who’s he??

G3- What does he do??

G4- Is he tall??

G5- Is he cute??

G6- How rich is he??

G7- How does he look? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

G8- Who are his friends..?

After total inspection( all girls- happy 4 u, wishes 4 us future)

Same situation..

Boy 1- “I ‘m in luv”

B2- bhaaii partyyyy!

B3- yeaaahh! bhai parrty..?

B4- sale party de..!

B5- partyyy..

B6- party bhai party?

B7- bhai party banti hai!

B8- bhai pila aaj toh!

Enjoy!!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€

Joke of the Day — April 22, 2011

Joke of the Day

Doctor– Apne jis ladki ko Swimming Pool mein doobne se bachaya tha, Usne ped se latak kar Suicide kar liya.

Santa- Woh toh maine hi usko sukhane k liye ped pe tangaya tha.

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

Joke-Bijli Bill — April 17, 2011
Joke- Financial Management — April 16, 2011

Joke- Financial Management

A begger found 100 Rs.

He decided to have a grand dinner.

He went to a 5 Star Hotel and enjoyed the dinner for 1000 Rs.

When bill came he said I have no money. Manager called police and handed the beggar over to him.

The beggar gave 100 Rs to policeman and set free.

This is called Financial Management

πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚

Joke- Tamacha Pada Jor Se —
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A Letter to Mom — January 22, 2011

A Letter to Mom

This one’s a small letter written by a son to her Dearest Mom…..

Read on to find out what he is trying to explain to her………:)

A Letter to Mom_Funny

Getting less scores and then feeling scared is a common thing especially among students in India and all over the world.

and sometimes some of them went as far as committing suicide.

Parents should be understanding and have a friendly relationship with their kids. Pressurizing never helps afterall.

I remember throughout my school days I used to be equally worried about my scores or grades…& the better I used to get sometimes though my paren’t expectations kept on rising….

One thing I learnt is that it’s the journey Β which matters not just that that last moment when you reached the top. And Reaching the Top is easier but staying there for long is difficult and there are always others waiting to pull you down from there.

So Remember as said in Geeta……..

Whatever happened,

happened for the good;

whatever is happening,

is happening for the good;

whatever will happen,

will also happen for the good only.

Awesome Proof —